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Joke of the Day
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
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"If someone ever tells you your clothing style is gay, just say, yeah it came out of the closet this morning."
"Omg I'm so thirsty- *Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH *Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE"
"I like my women like I like my wine... Six years old and locked in a cellar."
"How can a man go eight days without sleep? No problem , He sleeps at night."
"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."
"Died twice today Screw you daylight savings"
"When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders... When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?"
"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."