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Joke of the Day
"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."
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"Why do Jews Brag About How Great Their Children Are? Because they don't win traditional dick measuring contests."
"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."
"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."
"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"
"What do you call an angry reticle? A cross-hair"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""... Then what's the opposite of ""progress?"""
"After legalizing gay marriages the US became 50 states of gay"
"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"
"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""