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Joke of the Day
"Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid."
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"""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you."""
"What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"
"Her: Make me a burrito, please. Me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside"
"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."
"Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0k"
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."
"If I'm ever in a coma, don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love."
"My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, ""It's a bit eratic."" I said, ""I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."""
"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."