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Joke of the Day

"Number of US states who claim above average elementary test scores? 50. Number of US states who shouldn't be allowed to teach math? 25."

"How many black people are needed to change a light bulb? One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I'll show myself out."

"My father was a nun... Whenever he was in court and the occupation was called for, he would say ""nun."""

"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"

"When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers."

"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"

"Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out I didn't get the spatula in the divorce."

"Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms? He got hooked."

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."