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"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof."
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"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"
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"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""
"*girl rests her head on my shoulder* -Are you flexing? -No"