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Joke of the Day

"Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest."

"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"

"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving? Depends"

"What do you call a zombie eating a dog? Asian zombie"

"I thought Los Angeles seemed unusually hot, but turned out the devil is Canadian. ""Welcome to Hell, aye."""

"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! Hey Reddit! What is your favorite Mitch Hedburg joke?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."