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Joke of the Day
"Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank!"
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"What's one thing that always sticks up for you when you make bad decisions. A boner. Thank you very much."
"Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it ""matters""... That's the fucking joke."
"*Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*"
"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"
"What's the technical term for a female to male sex change? A strapadictome"
"Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud"
"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."
"Had a talk with 12. M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk"
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."