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Joke of the Day

"What's the technical term for a female to male sex change? A strapadictome"

"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."

"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"

"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""

"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"

"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her again it was a pretty big clock."

"Dad: ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind."" Son: ""I'm over here Dad."""

"Chuck Norris' penis has a Ph.D in sexual education. It also has a pretty mean golf swing."

"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"

"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."