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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a gangster kills his friend? A Homie-cide"
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"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."
"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"
"If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!"
"What did Neil Armstrong say when he was offered another trip to the moon 'I'm over the moon'"
"Canada is so sexist! Why isn't there a Womanitoba"
"Remember being a kid and writing ""FiretrUCK"" everywhere, thinking your parents wouldn't get it? My dad just figured it out and spanked me :("
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."