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Joke of the Day
"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."
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"I heard a joke on Reddit the other day.. well, I guess I didn't really hear it, more like Reddit."
"To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?"
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves."
"DYK Mozart never suffered from stress He always kept his composer."
"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."
"ME: Hi I'd like to apply for a job as a contortionist ""When can you come in for an interview?"" ME: I'm flexible"
"Sorry about the typos lately you gays."
"How does one respond to a black guy sending you a dick pic? TL;DR"
"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."