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Joke of the Day
"I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning."
Next Joke
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"Did you hear about the vegan cannibal? He only ate quadraplegics. Credit to: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2noeoo/what_bullshit_fact_can_you_come_up_with_that/cmfd0bj for the inspiration"
"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"
"Women belong in the House ...and the Senate"
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"
"Batman: Nobody will ever know the location of the bat cave! Iron Man: Here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll keep the door unlocked"
"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."
"Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job."
"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"