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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"

"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"

"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""

"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."

"What do you call a little kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""

"What breaks when u give it to a toddler? Her hips"

"My sense of humor is so sophisticated... ...it's not even funny."