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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"

"Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference."

"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered."

"What do you call a penis with a doorbell? A ding dong."

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson got run over? He was playing on the road again."

"Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk"

"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""

"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."