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Joke of the Day

"I'm not that into rape culture It feels too forced."

"What do you call Batman if he leaves church? Christian bail."

"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"

"Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema."

"I've already received over 150 RSVPs to my Halloween Shindig... It's going to be a Monster Party."

"What would you name a star wars movie featuring Pluto? This is really just a bad pun, but to me those are the best kind of jokes Pluto strikes from the back and destroys Uranus."

"While walking home from the gym... I saw one of my aerospace engineer buddies at Starbucks. He was buried in his work when I walked next to him and asked, ""bruh, do you even lift?"""

"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car."