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Joke of the Day
"Grandpa died having sex. His past words were ""Oh God I'm coming!"""
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"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"
"When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing."
"Do you know a good veterinarian? Got asked this by a friend the other day. Hey, do you know a good veterinarian? <he starts flexing his muscles> 'cause these puppies are SICK."
"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
"Saint Peter in Heaven So, I was in the mood for some ""Saint Peter in the gates of Heaven"" jokes... Anyone have something?"
"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."
"nsfw: For the first time in a nominee debate, we know who has the largest penis."
"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"
"Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper? It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh"