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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years? Give them a bible"
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"What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party."
"I saw Jesus trending and my heart dropped. My first thought was 'damn you 2016!' but then i realized it was just his birthday."
"I keep my head held high because I know there's a beautiful deaf, mute & blind woman out there that's going to find me irresistible one day."
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"Why is Iran called Iran? Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*"
"A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU"
"A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar... A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar and says, ""hey, big boy. You single?"" He says, ""yeah! How'd you know?"" ""You're fucking ugly, for starters."""
"What did the tv get for Christmas? Replaced"
"Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect."