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Joke of the Day
"Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA."
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"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."
"What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards? Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents."
"My girlfriend wouldn't let me play orchestral music during sex... We eventually came to an arrangement."
"What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go."
"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."
"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
"A physicist sits down at a bar. What does he order? Ein stein"
"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."
"I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for."