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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I'm not telling you!"

"What is the best remedy for cough? A laxative."

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"

"Just because I can't spell Armygeddan..... Doesn't mean its the end of the world...."

"Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway."

"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."

"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."

"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."

"What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital? Being made comfortable."