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Joke of the Day

"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""

"Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming."

"What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox? A Viberator"

"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."

"I like it when people complement me on my grammar"

"What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!"

"I took a girl with microcephaly out on a date... I was hoping to get a little head."

"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."

"What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"

"Calling 911 Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe"