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Joke of the Day
"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."
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"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."
"What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro? I don't have a Camaro...."
"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"
"Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming? Nuclear winter"
"if you wear a bikini instead of a bra you can go out with wet hair & people will just think you've been swimming which is athletic not lazy"
"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."
"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."
"A1 Use this punchline to create a weird, funny tone... ""Listen, we need to sit down and have a long, hard, and possibly phallic conversation."""