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Joke of the Day
"What do you call colorful secret police? The RGB"
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"What's a teenage fish's favorite website? Prawn Hub"
"LIFE HACK: when at a restaurant with a long wait, resort to cannibalism"
"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"
"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."
"An Ob-Gyn asks a woman to get in the stirrups and he says, ""My god, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"" She says, ""Well you didn't have to say it twice."" He says, ""I didn't""."
"Apparently ""I don't like scary movies,"" is not an appropriate response to being asked to watch a wedding video."
"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."
"Today is ""bring your dog to work day"". I thought it was ""bring your dawg to work day"". So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg"
"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"