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Joke of the Day

"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"

"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

":O + :P = 69 Simple math"

"The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years... ... that's two more than their banks."

"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."

"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"

"Listen, you can keep retaking all the pictures you want but that's just what your face really looks like."

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."

"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road? &nbsp; Because he farted!"