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Joke of the Day
"Change is hard So don't throw coins."
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"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."
"I saw the middle eastern version of ""Horton Hears a Who"" the other day It was called ""Achmed Hears a Boom"""
"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."
"Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work? A Remote control"
"Just read it Just reddit"
"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"
"How come Jesus didnt play hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards!"
"My Grandfather was one of those Unorthodox Jews. He was a Nazi."
"The worst reaction I ever got telling a joke was in front of a bunch of crickets."