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Joke of the Day

"Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar Sincerely, Canada"

"test. don't click. **woah this is thick** *tower of pisa* super^man ~~assassinated~~ [NotPorn](httP://pornhub.com)"

"Honey, I let myself go and gained all this weight to prevent other men from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."

"I tried to order a Vietnamese sandwich at a restaurant today while I was walking around topless... The staff refused to serve me, and threatened to bahn mi if I came in without a shirt again."

"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."

"A fly just blew up in my room I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs"

"What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common? A Mexican is going to lay them one day"

"K: 1s(2)2s(2)2p(6)3s(2)3p(6)4s(1) Or you can write it in noble gas notation as [Ar]4s(1) and all of those numbers argon. (OC)"

"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"