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Joke of the Day

"There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it... ...they fell for his roux."

"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."

"Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years. His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. Apparently she stood him up."

"Did you hear about the coroner who always was early for his shift? He could not wait to get to work and crack open a cold one."

"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."

"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."

"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"

"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."