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Joke of the Day

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."

":O + :P = 69 Simple math"

"milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."

"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF "

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."