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Joke of the Day

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."

"I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"WTF!!!! My son just called me the N-word!! Neglectful"

"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"What do you call a random selection of sailors? A seamen sample"

"My wife and i decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard..."

"I recently sold my vacuum It just sucked"

"(Calm down, this isn't a racist joke.) How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? (Not a racist joke!) You look for the fresh prints!"