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Joke of the Day

"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."

"password that you shouldn't use dick"

"I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased"

"Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old"

"So I heard Donald Trump is running for president again. You guys know that if he wins, we'll all be f****d, right? That's right. Fired. ;)"

"The Detroit Lions"

"[grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"What do you call a woman who can successfully play pool whilst balancing a glass of lager on her head? Beatrix Potter."

"What's the difference between a chef and a gay guy? A chef doesn't stir yesterday's food."

"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."