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Joke of the Day
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."
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"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?"
"I asked my professor how long my paper should be. He said it should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."
"[Seance] *knock, knock* ME: Wh-who's there? [ouija board spells out A-T-C-H] ME: atch who? [spells out B-L-E-S-S-Y-O-U] ME: Dammit, Grandpa!"
"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."
"If there is anything that chicken noodle soup and DayQuil won't cure, it's probably like, really serious or something."
"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."
"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"
"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? ...because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah."