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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions."
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"I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction."
"People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."
"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"What do you call the beginning of a porno? Prelude"
"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."
"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."
"My daughter is late coming down to breakfast. Her 3 strips of bacon are getting cold. I mean 2 strips. Sorry, 1 strip. She'll have cereal."