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Joke of the Day

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will find this funny"

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"

"My kids aren't going to believe in Santa. They're going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree."

"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"

"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"

"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."

"Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."

"How do they play basketball in Mexico? Juan on Juan"

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."

"Do you need a bag? I had just bought a box of condoms when the cashier asked, ""Do you need a bag?"" I replied, ""No, she's not that ugly."""