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Joke of the Day

"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."

"Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside"

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken, came.... In another box!"

"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"

"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"

"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"

"So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on. It's about time too, right?"

"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"