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Joke of the Day
"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"
"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"
"What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust."
"It must be very traumatic for my wife to be at work knowing I'm home alone getting bread crumbs on the kitchen counter. Let's pray for her."
"Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair"
"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"
"What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!"