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Joke of the Day
"My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something."
Next Joke
"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."
"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."
"Doctor: I have two pieces of bad news for you. One is that you have cancer and is going to die soon. The other is that you have Alzheimers. Patient: Oh. But at least I don't have cancer."
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
"Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he's full of shit."
"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"
"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like all of those people in his car."
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"