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Joke of the Day
"How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie? Whoever wins...we lose."
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"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."
"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"
"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."
"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."
"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."
"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"