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Joke of the Day

"My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head The last thing was the ceiling."

"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."

"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"

"Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work"

"How do Ghosts get Drunk? Booze."

"What critically acclaimed movie did Zeus star in? The Godfather"

"IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!"

"I heard someone say their podcast was on ""hiatus"", guess that sounds better than ""my mom took away my laptop""."