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Joke of the Day
"""Have you heard about the new pirate movie?"" ""It's rated aaarrrrrrrr."""
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"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."
"wife: [walks in door] so whats the big news? -the baby walked! wife: OMG where is he? -i sent him to the store for an ice cream cake"
"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."
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"My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant."
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."