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Joke of the Day
"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"
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"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"
"How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!"
"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !"
"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."
"Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon? Because he cauterize."
"""Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses"" - Every glasses ad"
"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."