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Joke of the Day

"What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come."

"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names!"

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades... But a master of naan. My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight."

"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? Depends on which direction she wipes..."

"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"

"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"

"Two baby seals walk into a club"

"I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice."

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."