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Joke of the Day
"I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though"
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"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"
"Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex.. ...I woke this morning with a huge correction."
"Did you hear about the short psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large"
"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."
"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"
"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"
"What is big and red and rolls over in the snow? Santa Claus hit in the balls!"
"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."