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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"
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"To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0"
"i think a group of white people should be called a brunch."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."
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"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."
"No I don't have anything smaller than a twenty. You should. You're the one who's running a store."
"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."