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Joke of the Day
"What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone."
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"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"
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"What did the buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Bison."
"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"
"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"
"Guy to a friend, ""I just got a new job"" Friend ""oh yeah doing what?"" Guy ""fucking your mom, it's got good health benefits"""
"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"
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"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground."