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Joke of the Day

"Food bank Im that poor i cant even get help from the food bank, they said I'm 2 tins of Tomatoes and a banana overdrawn."

"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"

"What it all boils down to is evaporation."

"A termite walks into a bar... And asks, ""is the bartender here?"""

"Being a chemist, I feel pleasure to announce that I've just Synthesised CPH4(lucy drug). I wish I could post it in r/worldnews."

"Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python."

"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""

"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"

"So this kid in my anatomy class asked where the gluteus maximus was... In my opinion it was a dumb, ass question."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"