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Joke of the Day

"Food bank Im that poor i cant even get help from the food bank, they said I'm 2 tins of Tomatoes and a banana overdrawn."

"Microsoft Office Stolen Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"

"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."

"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."

"To the first person who took their picture with their phone at the bathroom mirror, you are a pioneer. We salute you."

"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."

"if you wear a bikini instead of a bra you can go out with wet hair & people will just think you've been swimming which is athletic not lazy"

"One of the worst things you can possibly do to someone is return their text with a call."

"I renew my ages-old wish that there was a CD of nothing but SNL closing-credits music that you could play to get people to leave your house."

"Those girls on the balance beam learn early on that 4 inches isn't much to work with."