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Joke of the Day

"A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers"

"Why do all Pirates wear eye patches? Chuck Norris."

"Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency"

"I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought ""what would Jesus do?"" ... so I turned it into wine."

"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."

"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"

"Well, it's Feb 6th 2012 and there's no meat flavored cigarettes. I guess that book of predictions I made in 5th grade was bullshit."

"A Buddhist monk was on the streets of New York and he stopped at a hotdog stand. The vendor asks, ""what would you like on it?"" to which he replied,""Make me one with everything""."

"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"