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Joke of the Day

"A smoker at work can ""step out for a smoke"" every 20 minutes but if I say ""I'm going to go outside and just stand there"" I'm a bad employee."

"Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families."

"Two men walk into a bar (under 10 second joke) Two men walk into a bar.......... See that's weird because if the first guy didn't see it, the second guy should have."

"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""

"Hallmark Card: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."""

"Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!"

"Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table."

"Why did the nun always go to the same bar? Habit"

"Wife:Have you seen the bag of dog treats? Me:*flashback of drunk me eating what I thought was a bag of beef jerky.. No? W: Really? Idiot."

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts"