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Joke of the Day

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts"

"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."

"My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels. I think he took a fence."

"*puts on Rocky theme music* *cracks neck* *cracks knuckles* *stretches* *jogs in place* *picks up phone to call mom*"

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""

"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."

"Book Of Tim, 3:13. Behold, the lord said unto them, leave not your nachos unattended for quickly they become the spoils of thieving women."

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."

"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school."