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Joke of the Day

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."

"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin"

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."

"Balls... What do you call it when your balls are in the street? It's Cul de sac!"

"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Cut their hands off."

"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."

"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"