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Joke of the Day

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"People say I don't have what it takes Yeah, because every time I get it, it takes it."

"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."

"Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"

"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"

"Not knowing that it's called ""baby corn"" isn't a big deal... ...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said ""oooh, I LOVE child corn"" in a crowded restaurant."

"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"

"How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus? Tentacles."

"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"