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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."

"My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV."

"Dog: Me: Dog: Me: Dog: *spits out pill* Me: DAMMIT!"

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."

"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."

"I know you seen me continuously push the ""close doors"" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it's just awkward"

"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"

"Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs."

"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"