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"What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud!"
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"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
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"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"
"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."