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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"
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"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"
"It's a pleasure to see you and another not to see."
"Why is the sea so strong? It has a lot of mussels."
"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."
"*The First Ever Rodeo ""...Does anyone know what we're supposed to do?"""
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo I'll take lookout"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"
"Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail"