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Joke of the Day

"My Dream is to Become the World's Best Procrastinator... But I'll start chasing my dreams another day, I don't feel like it now."

"well technicaly my oficial title is ""head research scientist in the field of DNA sequencimg manipulation"" but u can call me ""gene hack man"""

"a bunch of us teens are going out to the forest to burn a piece of paper that says 'responsibilities' on it. for symbolism"

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""

"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."

"David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May."

"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."

"Its important you remember that unprotected phone sex........"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH!"